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Aug. 9th, 2005 | 11:37 am
posted by: fido_the_dog in slippery_nazi

What is your name? Fido
Are you legal in France? *evil French laugh* Haw haw haw…
Have you read any books on Albert Speer? Indeed, grasshopper.
How do you feel about Peter Francis Geraci? Indifferent, but he does have a crummy website.
If a dog barked at you, what would you do? Bark back, what else?
What time is it? Time for you to get a watch. Hohohohoho!
What time is it in Tokyo? Time for the Japanese to get a… *gets shot*
Can you bite your own boobs? If only.
Do you pick your nose? I’ll pass on the boogery goodness, thanks.
d0 u u53 int3rn3t typ3? y3z, f00|.
Can you recite the Russian national anthem backwards, in latin, and to the tune of Baby Got Back? Nope.
Did you lie about that last one? No.
What are you wearing? Jeans, a black wife-beater with a pirate skull on the left breast, and 2 inch wide red lumberjack suspenders.
Under that? Red snowman panties and a grey bra. :D
Has anyone ever told you that you have a uni-boob? No, but once I put a friend of mine’s apple in my bra as a tri-boob and walked through the cafeteria for a dare.
Have you ever been the recipient of the angsty, white-trash rubber chicken of friendship? Only on Wednesdays.
Can you make a chicken do the splits? Nope.
Has this little questionnaire made you not want to join? A bit,.
What is your goal in this community? To be in a wrestling ring in a bikini with nothing but Rudolf Hess and a can of generic cooking grease.
What is the meaning of life? To find the Holy Grail.
Have you ever obliterated a village? I need a cookie.

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From: marisaurus
Date: Aug. 9th, 2005 08:45 pm (UTC)

+5 for using the word 'grasshopper'
+5 for going to Peter Francis Geraci's website
+90 for walking through a cafeteria with an apple in your bra
-10 for not being able to make a chicken do the splits. Looooooser.

"To be in a wrestling ring in a bikini with nothing but Rudolf Hess and a can of generic cooking grease."

:o *sings* Caitlin's gonna be mad at you....

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